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Hit me in the curry and call me masala 

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.
E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

maialmao 

super sexy tall twitch streamer! very cool and swag!
- hey have you watched maialmao’s stream?

- yeah shes so tall and cool!
maialmao by poggiestchampion February 12, 2021

chicken tikka masala 

the best ndn food on the planet

period.
Waiter at an Indian Restuarant: What will you be having tonight?
You: Naan and Chicken Tikka Masala
Waiter: Best choice ever made
chicken tikka masala by Jerry Boi December 4, 2007
A word of Indian origin, meaning mixture of spices. For example, the term "garam masala" -- literally a "hot mixture of spices" -- is a combination of ground roasted cumin seeds, coriander seeds, cardamom, cloves, and other spices. The term "masala" is used in a slang fashion to connote "an interesting mixture of things". For example, that was a "masala film with elements of a Bond movie, a comedy, and a date movie".
"That chicken tikka masala was delicious... I must get the recipe"
masala by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006

masalaman of bollywood 

Joker actor Akshay Kumar is Masalaman of Bollywood . When he gave continous disasters in masala genere, he shifted to low budget patriotism films, to save his flop career . His fans always rant of masala in-spite of him having maximum flops in this genre .
Akshay has 14 continuous flops ..he is masalaman of Bollywood

chicken tikka masala 

The bomb dig of Indian food.