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Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."
Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005
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jacob markowski 

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.
Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
jacob markowski by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Majkowski 

Poop fetish. A lover of feces. Eats shit.
Geeze, that chick really majkowskis
Majkowski by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Malkowski 

malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.
"Hey bro, did you just see my goal?"
"no, how'd you do it?"
"I malkowski'd the goalie!"
Malkowski by HoHo20 January 11, 2012

maslowski 

1. A person who sucks at golf, fantasy football, and most sports.

2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first
1. “Don’t even ask that dude to play… he’s such a Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb question… typical Maslowski”…
maslowski by CooperHawks August 5, 2021

markowski 

someone who thinks there opinion matters but there opinion is always wrong.
stop being a markowski you know you are wrong
markowski by waterbottleman46 January 3, 2022
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"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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