masakowski 

A loud and obnoxious person of Polish descent who often has a shit-eating grin and has a primary purpose of annoying the hell out of people with repetitious music and reusable inside jokes. Can be found on the edges of SJW facebook posts writing, "triggered!"

That guy is such a masakowski. He posted "fuck you. die." one letter at a time on my facebook post.

masakowski by HonorsTrack May 19, 2017

Markowski 

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

Markowski by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

jacob markowski 

A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.

Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh

jacob markowski by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013

Majkowski 

Poop fetish. A lover of feces. Eats shit.

Geeze, that chick really majkowskis

Majkowski by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Malkowski 

malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.

"Hey bro, did you just see my goal?"
"no, how'd you do it?"
"I malkowski'd the goalie!"

Malkowski by HoHo20 January 11, 2012

maslowski 

1. A person who sucks at golf, fantasy football, and most sports.

2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first

1. “Don’t even ask that dude to play… he’s such a Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb question… typical Maslowski”…

maslowski by CooperHawks August 5, 2021

markowski 

someone who thinks there opinion matters but there opinion is always wrong.

stop being a markowski you know you are wrong

markowski by waterbottleman46 January 3, 2022