A loud and obnoxious person of Polish descent who often has a shit-eating grin and has a primary purpose of annoying the hell out of people with repetitious music and reusable inside jokes. Can be found on the edges of SJW facebook posts writing, "triggered!"
by HonorsTrack May 19, 2017
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2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
by GeoColSan September 28, 2005
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A guy who is always there for you. He will make you laugh no matter what. He can make anything funny and loves music. I he dosnt date you than he will be like a brother to you.
Jacob Markowski is like a brother to me.
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
I could talk to Jacob Markowski all night and he would listen.
When i was feeling down Jacob Markowski made me laugh
by Jmoran1999 October 30, 2013
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Get the Majkowski mug.malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.
by HoHo20 January 11, 2012
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2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first
2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first
1. “Don’t even ask that dude to play… he’s such a Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb question… typical Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb question… typical Maslowski”…
by CooperHawks August 5, 2021
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