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Majkowski

Poop fetish. A lover of feces. Eats shit.
Geeze, that chick really majkowskis
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Majewski

A popular polish last name. the last name of a polish talk show host that everyone thinks is hilarious(szymon majewski)everyone with the name majewski usually has their own buisness
The Majewski's are one heck of a family!
by TheCrazzyBlonde July 27, 2010
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Lisa Murkowski

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!
by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010
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Markowski

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"
Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."
by GeoColSan September 28, 2005
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murkowski

I was going to do the right thing, but then decided it was easier to be a fucking murkowski
by Zombie64 February 1, 2020
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George Minkowski

The phenomenon that occurs when one surrounds his neural tissue with enough alcohol that he believes he can travel in time between points in his life and simultaneously ruin events in the present and/or past & future. Almost always results in confusing and severe consequences for the traveler.
Yeah man, Fred came home and found his bosses swordfighting in his wife's mouth. He's getting George Minkowski'd tonight.

(NOTE FOR EDITORS: This is not a real person's name. This is a character on the popular show "Lost" who went nuts because he was traveling in time which left him between a catatonic and confused state that eventually lead to his death.)
by BullSchmutz April 5, 2008
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Full McKowski Smokehouse

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body
Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!
by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009
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