Marystown

Small town in rural Newfoundland, Canada.
Contains more drunks than neighbouring Burin, although not as many soccer addicts.
Also, like clarenville it is the Shithole of the Universe.

Thankfully I don't live in Marystown, as you can smell the booze 30 kilometers outside of town.

Marystown by lovejunky March 6, 2009

Marystown

Marystown is a town of ignorant people, who have low standards of women, most of them can't speak proper english, they speak marystownian - a faggoty language.

their minor hockey team is the "mariners"
the mariner is a fat chick with saggy tits
on a stephenville stars jersey.

marystown is the definition of "ass"

Marystown by BIGGIEWATYOUDOIN March 2, 2009

John Marston 

The main protagonist in Red Dead Redemption, he used to run with the Van Der Linde gang before being left to die by Dutch Van Der Linde. In rdr1 he is forced to hunt down the outlaw Bill Williamson by government agents.

Some quotes from john marston include:
"YOU EAT BABIES"

John Marston by Snake142 February 3, 2019

John Marston 

An outlaw who can't fucking swim.

John Marston learned he couldn't swim by the bad way.

John Marston by Mrnorrator November 16, 2020

Jack Marston 

The avenger of the avenger of the great Arthur Morgan

Jack Marston avenged John Marston who avenged Arthur

Jack Marston by Ecksd July 22, 2019

John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.

"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"

John Marstoned by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021

John Marston 

The character in Red Dead Redemption that you play as.
Father of John (Jack) Marston Jr.
Husband of Abigale Marston
Former gang member with Bill Williamson, Dutch Van Der Linde and Javier Escuella

John Marston is one bad ass cowboy.

John Marston by Stephan Q June 24, 2010