martinuzzi

A Martinuzzi is a man of greatness. A Martinuzzi has a wonderful penis and is like a jackhammer in bed. They are friendly but will beat the shit out of anyone who tries them.

Damn there’s a Martinuzzi over there, I’ll be gay for him any day.

by HMFMDBMMC May 29, 2019

martinizing

The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.

"But then I started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. Again"

by the L N February 2, 2006

Martinizing

a through banging brought forth by a member of the Martin family

a chick i know had a 1 hour martinizing session

by Robs2001f150 March 18, 2009

Martinizing

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.

We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.

by Carlos125 November 8, 2017