martinizing 

The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.

"But then I started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. Again"

martinizing by the L N February 2, 2006

Martinizing 

a through banging brought forth by a member of the Martin family

a chick i know had a 1 hour martinizing session

Martinizing by Robs2001f150 March 18, 2009

Martinizing 

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.

We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.

Martinizing by Carlos125 November 8, 2017

martinoving 

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.

"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."

martinoving by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

matronizing 

Acting in a kind fashion which belies a brutal, motherly and domineering intention.

"Gretel Killeen, the host of Australia's Big Brother, is the most matronizing person I know."

matronizing by beninakepi May 12, 2007

Martining 

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

Martining by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

Matronizing 

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

Matronizing by Jessesolo April 19, 2018