Martining

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

Marioing

To follow a group of people around and not say a word, but make eye contact with everyone in the group

Dude 1: Yo man that guy is totally marioing us!
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything

by Bigjohnmcdaddy October 3, 2018

Wet Dream Martini

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Two olives short of a martini

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

Wal-Marting

The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.

"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"

by CVRTProductions July 31, 2011

Marwhining

The 'up-and-down', slightly nasal tone with which a Marwari girl from Calcutta/Kolkata and nearby places speaks, be it complaining or celebrating.

Guy: Let's go clubbing at Shisha tonight!

Marwhining girl: Haaaan! Lekin mummy ne humko bola hai ki 9 baje vapas ghar aa jaanaaaa.

In the club---

Guy: Did you drink?

Marwhining girl: Haaaan yaaar. Humne na shot ka ek sip try kiyaaaa!

by VB14 January 19, 2015

Martini Henry

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011