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Doing something completely crazy for no apparent reason. Normally Martining doesn't have serious consequences, however the person doing the Martining often enjoys it more than those around him.
We had a plan and now you're Martining and I have no idea what the fuck to do next.
by Aminto Words October 10, 2019
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The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"
Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.
by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014
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