martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 23, 2019

Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Dirty Can Martin

The act of having to shit yourself while you are gaming and starting to cry because of the pain.

Gf: Why are you Crying?
Me: Im having a Dirty Can Martin

by YodaFamily1 April 28, 2020

Dirty Martin

The sexual act of a small angry man, pumping doggy style while ringing a bell and signing the rebel tunes

I see wee Senga got a Dirty Martin after the Selik game last night

by Rebel Bell Ringer June 6, 2020

Dirty Marian

A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.

In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.

"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."

"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."

"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."

by PtriC April 16, 2020

Dirty Martin

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much

A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.

by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

Dirty Martina

A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).

Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!

by Bunniey April 30, 2020