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A knucklehead golfer who chops at the ball like an axe on wood rather than getting under it like skipping a rock. Coined by @speedgolfrob, a legend in his craft.
If I said to you to skim this stone marooch …
marooch by jb4ndo May 19, 2024
Words you can keep
n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.

Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.

Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
This jag off is always running his mouth and getting nothing done, what a malooch.
Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020

Mrs Marcoochio 

An 8th grade teacher at my school that won’t shut the hell up
She usually talks about stories that nobody is fucking interested in
She has a couple of nicknames including the following: Mrs. Marcoochio & Mrs. Marguccio
Mrs. Marcoochio: be quiet for 10 minutes and read! No movements even I won’t speak to you kids.
3 minutes later...
Mrs Marcoochio: Hey guys I’m gonna tell you this irrelevant story about my family!
a word you use to confuse someone and make them wonder what you just called him/her
Your Friend: ok cya man
YOu: ok cya MAGOOCH
Your: wtf does that mean?
You: *hang up*
magooch by jriverax October 7, 2009

Chooch Magooch 

A name given to one who has acted way out of line. Gone the extra mile to make themselves an enemy!
To a friend... "dude your acting like a chooch."

Now to someone who @#&%'s ya...

"Yo really, I can not believe that CHOOCH MAGOOCH, just got me fired!"
Chooch Magooch by Urbanality February 4, 2010

Cooch Magooch 

Another name for a vagina or a vajayjay.
Girl: Wanna frick?
Guy: Not until you shave your cooch magooch
Cooch Magooch by Gump364 August 31, 2019

douche magooche 

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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