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Malooch
n. A loud-mouthed do nothing.
Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.
Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
Someone who is always telling other people what to do while doing nothing themselves.
Someone who is always bragging about things they have done but you know damn well it's all bullshit.
Malooch by NECKLEATHER April 13, 2020
Related Words
marooch • The Maroochydore Track • magooch • mardochee • mamooch • mardoche • Mardoochee • Marooshat • Mahoochanized • Mahoocher
Mrs Marcoochio
An 8th grade teacher at my school that won’t shut the hell up
She usually talks about stories that nobody is fucking interested in
She has a couple of nicknames including the following: Mrs. Marcoochio & Mrs. Marguccio
She usually talks about stories that nobody is fucking interested in
She has a couple of nicknames including the following: Mrs. Marcoochio & Mrs. Marguccio
Mrs. Marcoochio: be quiet for 10 minutes and read! No movements even I won’t speak to you kids.
3 minutes later...
Mrs Marcoochio: Hey guys I’m gonna tell you this irrelevant story about my family!
3 minutes later...
Mrs Marcoochio: Hey guys I’m gonna tell you this irrelevant story about my family!
Mrs Marcoochio by Krazybitchfrog May 15, 2019
Chooch Magooch
To a friend... "dude your acting like a chooch."
Now to someone who @#&%'s ya...
"Yo really, I can not believe that CHOOCH MAGOOCH, just got me fired!"
Now to someone who @#&%'s ya...
"Yo really, I can not believe that CHOOCH MAGOOCH, just got me fired!"
Chooch Magooch by Urbanality February 4, 2010
Cooch Magooch
Cooch Magooch by Gump364 August 31, 2019
douche magooche
similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.
douche magooche by betty sullivan April 22, 2006
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