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majicJack 

1) A really crappy voice over IP (VoIP) telephone connection
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen
1) I only pay $19.95 a year for my majicJack and now I can't hear crap
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?
majicJack by Rosslyn Maleman February 9, 2010
The drug-like, euphoric experience of having live, first hand contact with the band 30 Seconds To Mars or any of its members, leaving one totally and utterly addicted for life. MarsCrack highs can be produced from a range of contacts, from simply attending a 30 Seconds To Mars concert and becoming involved in that experience to meeting, photo-ing, partying with; being tweeted, mentioned, hugged, groped, etc. by the band or any of its members; or being involved in a project by or about the band.

Addicts are MarsJunkies, and will do nearly anything to get their next hit of MarsCrack. There is no rehab for MarsAddiction, but the good news is that to our knowledge, nobody has died from a MarsOverdose.
I'm on MarsCrack" means: "30 Seconds to Mars makes me high
MarsCrack by @MarsDiable June 10, 2011

madcrackerish 

When someone acts so white that it's scary and you just want to laugh at them. Also used when a white person does something dumb.
Conrad is so madcrackerish when he dances or sings.
madcrackerish by madcrackerish January 16, 2007

Marigrace 

It's a name for a person. It's pretty rare, specially when the only other definition for it is a werid shit post that is slightly concerning with how specific it is on bringing bad meaning to the name. Anyway, it's just a pretty rare way to spell Mary Grace. However, people with Marigrace may have different nicknames that are pronouced differently. Example, Mari is a nickname that can be pronounce multiple different ways. Normally people with this name are probably of European decent, even though Mari is the Japanese version of Mary, maybe you're family got creative. If you're wondering why I didn't just do what the rest of the people here do and just say "people with this name are the most beautiful and kind women on the place they are amazing in every way possible" because I want the definition to reflect the names nature. It used to be kinda common but now it's very rare.
"Yo Mari how do you spell your full name? "
"M-a-r-i-g-r-a-c-e"
"So Marigrace?"
"Yeah lmao"
Marigrace by Peenisweenis June 4, 2018

Macrackle 

A famous twitch streamer who is often called MacDaddy and MacBent for his memes concerning his no no square.
Man have you watched Macrackle Heโ€™s so bent!

MacDaddy is a no no square warrior.
Macrackle by NONOMACDADDY November 25, 2018

Masscrackaloder 

Someone who accumulated masses of ass cracks they have snarfed, eaten licked and generally buried their faces in.
That flat faced Masscrackaloder chick has buried her face in so many asses sheโ€™s beginning to look two demensional
Masscrackaloder by Davedale August 21, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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