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Maria Cristina 

The most beautiful girl in the whole universe, when she walks the sun will shine on her , when she sleeps the moon sleeps with her.

Incredible beauty,
Loving,
Overly Caring,
Very pretty,
Excellent manners,
Undying charms.

All a woman desires.
Maria Cristina by Riogwapo June 7, 2021

mariocrastinate 

When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.
Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.
mariocrastinate by Adel7 December 29, 2007

Maria Cristina Guerra 

Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis
L’altro giorno ho visto Maria Cristina Guerra ciucciare 2 minche allo stesso momento
Maria Cristina Guerra by scghille November 21, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026