marctified
When an older gentleman sitting at a bar with you knows the answer to all life's questions and teaches you that your on the wrong path.
marctified by Scarecrow Rich November 4, 2018
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Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007
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Marizified
To be naturally high, without using any substance. You can be marizified by being around people that are getting high.
Marizified by Loc'd out April 5, 2007
Mortified216
Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.
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Mortified216 by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019
Marlified
Something that's been made awesome, and comparable to Bob Marley himself. Generally assosciated with music and/or reggae themes.
Marlified by Ryan Crees June 17, 2008
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Macified
When an itelligent person researches a Mac computer, and finally makes the correct, life-changing decision to switch from a Windows based PC, to a Mac by Apple Computers.
Macified by Ken Morris January 5, 2008
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