marctified

When an older gentleman sitting at a bar with you knows the answer to all life's questions and teaches you that your on the wrong path.

I got marctified at the bar yesterday.

by Scarecrow Rich November 4, 2018

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Marizified

To be naturally high, without using any substance. You can be marizified by being around people that are getting high.

Woaahhh man I was so fucking marizified, and i didn't even have any dank.

by Loc'd out April 5, 2007

Mortified216

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.

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by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019

Marlified

Something that's been made awesome, and comparable to Bob Marley himself. Generally assosciated with music and/or reggae themes.

Whoa, dude. You totally marlified that piece of music.

by Ryan Crees June 17, 2008

Mortified

getting railed so hard that it is a mortifying experince

I got absolutely mortified last night

by S1ayer23 November 9, 2022

Macified

When an itelligent person researches a Mac computer, and finally makes the correct, life-changing decision to switch from a Windows based PC, to a Mac by Apple Computers.

Did you hear Ken just got a new Macbook? Now he is completely Macified!

by Ken Morris January 5, 2008