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Mazophilia 

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.
Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"
Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

Maskophelia 

A psychiatric disorder where one finds a person wearing a face mask particularly sexually attractive.
Wendy thinks our son has Maskophelia because he finds face-mask wearing women particularly attractive.
Maskophelia by Li XiaoLong October 1, 2020

Macaphelia 

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.
Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia

Napopheliac

The sex disorder in which there is an uncommon sleeping pattern that usually results in abnormal amounts of questionable slumber-sum sexual activities.
"Oh my god you like to have sex while you're asleep?! "

"Me too, I'm a napopheliac!!"
Napopheliac by TwistedGypsy January 24, 2021

Maprophiliac

A Maprophiliac is person a with sexual fetish or fantasy involving an attraction to maps, atlases, nautical charts, and satellite imagery.
Did you see HOI got a new DLC. Man when Jake sees that he's gonna bust the biggest nut. He's such a Maprophiliac.
Maprophiliac by MysticLegend March 24, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026