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Macaphelia 

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.
Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia
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Macraphelian

(Noun) /mac-ra-fā-lee-in/

A person of immense beauty/handsomeness that also has likable traits that conform to all aspects of another's life making them wholeheartedly attractive and irresistible.
”Dude she's Macraphelian”
”What”
”She’s so beautiful and she completes me in every way”
”What that mean then”
”She’s the one. Imma wife her up
Macraphelian by Mundology January 21, 2019
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mapophelia 

Feeling sexual pleasure from reading or looking at a map or a GPS.
“That map from Dora is kinda hot tbh
Derek, that’s your mapophelia talking.”
“IT IS THO!”
mapophelia by Sage Green June 16, 2022

Cacapheliac 

Someone who like to play with feces/poop
Michael is a cacapheliac. He makes action figures out of shit.
Cacapheliac by Ickyblavinfoo November 18, 2022
Someone who is a diddy blud with a small penis. If your friend ever seems predatory, call them a Macphilia.
Basil Helmick: Bro stop touching me You’re being a macphilia

Me: Sybau
Macphilia by helmickhouse21416769 December 12, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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