mapleweed 

A fun place of learning. But don’t let the empty halls fool you, everyone is just wearing camo. Can’t find a girlfriend? just date your cousin! that’s okay here at mapleweed!! Sports include: hunting, fishing, and baseball. You’ll have one teacher for every subject. Wanna learn math? A computer teacher will help you. If anyone knows an elevator expector, we need one as of 2016. And lastly, but not leastly, we have a private juul station in every bathroom. We hope you enjoy your stay at Mapleweed (aka maplewood). YEEE YEEE MOTHER TRUCKER.

I think I got herpes from my sister. We go to Mapleweed.

Shit dog, you go to Mapleweed too? I haven’t seen anyone in the hallways lately.

mapleweed by wiggleman12345 May 1, 2019

Maplewood 

A place where hippies go after their flower power days to get high-paying jobs and raise their children. Gays and biracial families are the norm. The families that inhabit Maplewood are often transplants from the Park Slope/Brooklyn area. People in Maplewood believe strongly in Whole Foods, eco-friendly products, yoga, Starbucks and the newest technology. Practically no one is conservative, and parents practically feed their children liberal ideals, by doing things like sending them to Obama picnics. In Maplewood, everyone knows each other. And on a nice sunny day, the parks are typically crowded with toddlers, dogs, and pot smoking teenagers. The children of maplewood are typically grow into very spoiled individuals. Their student parking lot is nicer than the teachers, and everyone has macbooks, and the newest ipods. Weed and alcohol are consumed at an alarming rate. Despite this, Maplewood turns out some of the most sucessful and talented people. So many that the high school had to start its own hall of fame. Because of this, the surrounding towns are jealous and often resort to calling Maplewood things like "Maplehood" or "Gay-plewood".

Millburn kid: I wish I was cool enough to live in Maplewood.

Maplewood by crimsonandclover April 5, 2009

Maplewood/South Orange 

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.

This town blows chunks!

I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!

Maplewood/South Orange by Mw/SO June 11, 2006

Maplewood 

A neighboring town to South Orange and Milburn. It is vastly superior to all other towns, and it is the home of the almighty Bober.

Columbia High School resides in Maplewood and not in South Orange; therefore, Maplewood is vastly superior to South Orange.

Maplewood by Boberlicious January 17, 2009

Maplewood 

The greatest town on the East Coast. We accept everyone regardless of their race, sexual orientation, ethnicity, gender, immigration status, income, national origin, religion, you name it - unless you're a conservative. In which case stay the fuck out of Maplewood. God, we are just so damn accepting.

Person #1: Maplewood is the greatest town in this hateful world. We truly tolerate and include all people no matter what.

Person #2: I don't really like Obama.

Person #1: Get the fuck out.

Maplewood by panicatthedisco223 April 28, 2017

Maplewood NJ 

Possibly the best town in essex county... cut in half probably somewhere in between prospect and springfield ave that being maplehood and maplewood... home of the newark/irivington born gangster as well as italians irish scotts etc etc.. some people think south orange is a much better town but every1 knows that south orange are a bunch of fags and we run them... maplewood is the best town of essex county which is the best count of jersey which is the best state in the nation....simply put

maplewood nj is the shit

Maplewood NJ by maplewoodforever August 22, 2006

maplewoodstock 

The yearly congregation of ex-hippies and nuclear families in stoner park, Maplewood NJ. Known for lots of weed and bad music.

i can never decide if I love or hate maplewoodstock, but I definitely have strong feelings about it.

maplewoodstock by The Schitty Committee October 17, 2016