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Manumatic 

(of a device or process) working only with the aid of a person doing repetitive tasks that the organization believes or is unaware that is it automatic and operating with little or no direct human control.
"The ticketing dashboard is completely manumatic and created by our staff every morning”
Manumatic by RattyOH June 16, 2021
A fanatical male.
As in an opposite to a female extremist, it is a man with extreme views that women should have no rights or say in anything and are just meant for breeding and looking after him
Worker1: Did you hear that Kate finally got that promotion? She worked so hard for it.
Angry Worker2: What! F**king typical! She only got that because she's a women! Men need that job! They have families!
Worker1: Actually she has kids and -
Angry Worker2: This is sexist! These jobs are for hard working men not stupid woman! Women are meant to raise kids and look after men! So she can f**k off back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Worker3: What's his problem?
Worker1: ignore him, he's a manatical.
Manatical by DontHurryLads February 8, 2019

Manmatics 

Mathematics used by men to determine if a girl is hot or "boneable" with truly no mathematic basis, but instead the twisted logic of a man "in the mood".
Guy A: "Manmatics dictates that the Pink Ranger from original series equals bone"
Guy B: "Agreed"
Manmatics by GodLivesInAK December 8, 2009

manbatical

An extended period of time where a straight woman or a gay man purposely refrains from dating and/or having sex with men; literally, a man sabbatical.
Every guy I date seems to be a loser. It's time for me to go on manbatical.
manbatical by Bryan A. April 8, 2007

Mattmatics 

When a project takes 26 times longer to complete then originally forecasted and it cost 15 times more then the original quote.
My husband must have been using mattmatics when he said he could have the tile finished in two weeks, it's been two years and it's not finished yet.
Mattmatics by Terrig December 14, 2007

Manutation 

The reputation of a tough guy.
My girlfriend said we should get manicures and pedicures but I said, "No, it will mess up my manutation."
Manutation by Amy & Stephen January 18, 2009