Engrish

The English language spoken by someone with a heavy Asian accent to near Scooby Doo extent.

"I am spreaking Engrish. Whrat the fruck is da matter wif you?"

by GodLivesInAK November 13, 2009

Manmatics

Mathematics used by men to determine if a girl is hot or "boneable" with truly no mathematic basis, but instead the twisted logic of a man "in the mood".

Guy A: "Manmatics dictates that the Pink Ranger from original series equals bone"
Guy B: "Agreed"

by GodLivesInAK December 08, 2009