mantude
when a man gets all bitchy and gets a 'tude'. like male PMS basically. don't tell him that though, it only makes it worse.
mantude by queen of derpland April 25, 2015
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Mandude
Characterized by old age and experience, a mandude is a man over the age of 26 who is enrolled in an undergraduate institution seeking a bachelors degree.
Type I Mandude- already have families, wives or a previous career. These are usually the best variety to have around.
Type II Mandude are extremely perverted and hit on all the young girls in his class, usually distinguishable by haughtiness, bald spots, obesity, and are very vocal during class. Most type II mandudes have never felt a titty of a sober woman.
Type II Mandude are extremely perverted and hit on all the young girls in his class, usually distinguishable by haughtiness, bald spots, obesity, and are very vocal during class. Most type II mandudes have never felt a titty of a sober woman.
Mandude by Ajsherco290 June 3, 2009
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Manitude
Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.
Manitude by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017
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manitude by duckquackmoo March 14, 2008
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