mantude

when a man gets all bitchy and gets a 'tude'. like male PMS basically. don't tell him that though, it only makes it worse.

Kevin' so cranky, I think he's got major mantude right now

by queen of derpland April 25, 2015

mantube

Slang for a mans penis, usually used in reference to homosexual activity.

'' Theres nothing Richard likes more than a mantube''
''My mantubes about to explode, wheres the bathroom''

by Jarrod A July 16, 2008

Mandude

Characterized by old age and experience, a mandude is a man over the age of 26 who is enrolled in an undergraduate institution seeking a bachelors degree.

Type I Mandude- already have families, wives or a previous career. These are usually the best variety to have around.
Type II Mandude are extremely perverted and hit on all the young girls in his class, usually distinguishable by haughtiness, bald spots, obesity, and are very vocal during class. Most type II mandudes have never felt a titty of a sober woman.

by Ajsherco290 June 3, 2009

Mandude

A person who uses "man" and "dude" in the same sentence during a conversation.

Sanj (On-phone) to Rick: Hey dude, how are you man?

Rick to John :Sanj is such as a mandude !!

by damanjit September 26, 2010

Mantuse

When a guy wears a shirt two sizes two small for his chest. Commonly found in gyms and nightclubs.

Derek is so mantuse strutting around here showing off his "chest".

by Macanip April 24, 2013

Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

manitude

when a guy throws a hissy fit and/or has serios attitude

girl: *laughing with friends*
guy: "shut up!"
girl: "gee wiz, what's up with the manitude?"

by duckquackmoo March 14, 2008