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mantourage 

Used in reference to a girl rollin' in with her platonic crew of dudes, often her boyfriend's cool friends.

Not to be confused with "wet spot." The idea of a sexual relationships within the mantourage usually grosses everyone out, and the girl in question must be a nonslut.

Also not to be confused with "douchehag." The guys in the mantourage are of at least acceptable quality.
Becca must be one down-ass chick... she just rolled in with her mantourage.
mantourage by Becca C September 8, 2006

Mongtourage

A group of disabled /retarded people and the carers
How come they don't have to queue up at Disneyland? he's bought his whole Mongtourage along too. For fuck sake
Mongtourage by PAUL COOPS July 14, 2014

momtourage 

A group of moms out shopping, eating expensive lunches, or ordering coffee's with long titles.
Hey, call Shirley and ask her if she wants to momtourage over to Crate and Barrel with us for some of those delightful tea votives.
momtourage by jon.e.rock December 16, 2008

Mentourage 

A group of three or more beta status men who follow around a single, usually attractive, woman wherever she goes.
Jessica knew she'd need to summon her mentourage if she was to go shopping this afternoon. After all, she did need someone to carry her bags for her.
Mentourage by Mr. Stevens August 24, 2007

Masturage 

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.
Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.
Masturage by Tommykazi September 14, 2010

Masturage 

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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