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mansquito 

A hybrid of man and mosquito, the mansquito flies from place to place in search of two things: blood and midget porn.

Mansquitos have been known to frequent liquor stores and pawn shops, and are constantly in search of the perfect mohito.

They also have an odd penchant for former Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Mickey Morandini.
"Hey! Mansquito!" *fires a rocket launcher*
mansquito by theevildoctor August 15, 2006
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sexual alternative word for male swim trunks. Usually said with low sexy tone of voice.
(Faith sees Sam looking all sexy just getting out of the pool walking towards herin his swim trunks)
Faith: Hey Sam, nice mansuit;)
Sam: Thanks dude, got em at zumiez. We should go to a party tonight...
mansuit by faith_north_east November 22, 2011

Mansquito 

A man that is a nuisance around people of Filipino and Italian descent. Also, around people who drink beer. This man wants to ruin their time no matter what it is they are doing.
Julian is such a mansquito, can someone tell him to leave.
Mansquito by Manaquito July 4, 2025