mansquito

A hybrid of man and mosquito, the mansquito flies from place to place in search of two things: blood and midget porn.

Mansquitos have been known to frequent liquor stores and pawn shops, and are constantly in search of the perfect mohito.

They also have an odd penchant for former Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Mickey Morandini.
by theevildoctor August 15, 2006
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Mansquito

A man that is a nuisance around people of Filipino and Italian descent. Also, around people who drink beer. This man wants to ruin their time no matter what it is they are doing.
Julian is such a mansquito, can someone tell him to leave.
by Manaquito July 05, 2025
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