Top definition
A hybrid of man and mosquito, the mansquito flies from place to place in search of two things: blood and midget porn.

Mansquitos have been known to frequent liquor stores and pawn shops, and are constantly in search of the perfect mohito.

They also have an odd penchant for former Philadelphia Phillies second baseman Mickey Morandini.
by theevildoctor August 15, 2006
Get the merch
Get the mansquito neck gaiter and mug.
Aug 4 Word of the Day
Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
Get the mug
Get a brain bleach mug for your Uncle José.