manholio 

It’s when a man likes a holio

“Hey, did you hear about the guy who liked holes?”

“No, why?…”

“He’s a manholio”

manholio by Your dads mankini(finlay) November 27, 2021

Mangolious Theorem 

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

Mangolious Theorem by Mangolious December 14, 2010

Manholing 

When you sit just on the edge in Slime pingpong so the other person cant score.

I can't win if you dont stop manholing!

Manholing by Frozen-rujos April 22, 2010

Happy Manholing 

What you wish your gal pal when she tells you she is going on her first date with a guy she found on a dating app.

My friend: "I am meeting him for dinner."

Me: "Happy manholing!"

Happy Manholing by Kahlua_C April 18, 2021

Manfolio 

A girl's portfolio of men she has been with. If your manfolio sucks, you can improve at any time by adding hotties.

So ladies, let's take a stand...improve all manfolios worldwide!!! You can always do better! Tell only worthy guys that you need to add them to your manfolio!

I need to add that guy to my manfolio asap!
My manfolio for 2008 will be much better than 2007.

Manfolio by New Lingo January 6, 2008

manolios2 

this guy is so fucking fat that if he got out of bed the entirety of europe would collapse immediately (probably asia and the rest of the world too), this fucking gooner only plays league of legends 2 and his only defense is "bro im gonna mute you"

"yo i just ate so fucking much"
"dawg ur manolios2"

manolios2 by keepsecrets September 24, 2025