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mangisil 

n.

1. Cream or ointment for the treatment of a mangina afflicted with hemorrhoids.

2. Lubricant for easing penetration of mangina during bromantic activities.

3. Sarcastically prescribed imaginary ointment for hetero males who act like pussies.
The 'rroids on Biff's inflamed mangina made it hard for him to sit still until the mangisil took effect.

Sheldon wouldn't bend over for us until Che produced some mangisil, than the bromancing began in earnest.
mangisil by Boxxer1982 April 10, 2009
The opposing competitor for Vagisil. Magisill can also be used for other things like, a cheap version of dip, healing a bullet wound, toothpaste, itch cream,. Also can be known as when you are being a dick to someone.
Laqwonda:Hey girl you smell a little unfresh.
Latwifah: yeah i ain't got no shit to clean me up down in my jungle.
Laqwonda: try magisill it's better than vagisill.
Latwifah: thanks girl.
magisill by magisill fairy November 20, 2011

Mangisland

Where overly sensitive and needy men are from; men who need to feel loved and respected before having sex. Motherland for men who need their significant other to be their mommy.
Wife comes home from a hard day's work and is in a bad mood. Husband made a nice dinner. Wife says thanks, eats and wants to have sex. Husband cries, says he needs more appreciation and to feel loved and special. Wife replies "go back to Mangisland".

or

Man who always wants to be the little spoon Mangina.
Mangisland by Angry Workout October 3, 2013

The Great Forest of Magisil

The largest forest in the fantasy continent of Cartoss full of wood elves, dragons, giant moths and the giant spider Goldtspinner. From the book "The Golden Chronicle" The forest spans from the White Mountains to the Magnum Cliffs and borders Teidsfliew
"The Great Forest of Magisil is full of the foulest creatures known and unknown to man! None come in and none come out!"
-Kathis Preeburry

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026