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mangisil 

An imaginary ointment to treat rotton or itchy mangina
Jim has a mangina, but possibly he could treat it with mangisil
mangisil by dakotaben1 October 22, 2008
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mangisil 

n.

1. Cream or ointment for the treatment of a mangina afflicted with hemorrhoids.

2. Lubricant for easing penetration of mangina during bromantic activities.

3. Sarcastically prescribed imaginary ointment for hetero males who act like pussies.
The 'rroids on Biff's inflamed mangina made it hard for him to sit still until the mangisil took effect.

Sheldon wouldn't bend over for us until Che produced some mangisil, than the bromancing began in earnest.
mangisil by Boxxer1982 April 10, 2009
The opposing competitor for Vagisil. Magisill can also be used for other things like, a cheap version of dip, healing a bullet wound, toothpaste, itch cream,. Also can be known as when you are being a dick to someone.
Laqwonda:Hey girl you smell a little unfresh.
Latwifah: yeah i ain't got no shit to clean me up down in my jungle.
Laqwonda: try magisill it's better than vagisill.
Latwifah: thanks girl.
magisill by magisill fairy November 20, 2011

Mangisland

Where overly sensitive and needy men are from; men who need to feel loved and respected before having sex. Motherland for men who need their significant other to be their mommy.
Wife comes home from a hard day's work and is in a bad mood. Husband made a nice dinner. Wife says thanks, eats and wants to have sex. Husband cries, says he needs more appreciation and to feel loved and special. Wife replies "go back to Mangisland".

or

Man who always wants to be the little spoon Mangina.
Mangisland by Angry Workout October 3, 2013

The Great Forest of Magisil

The largest forest in the fantasy continent of Cartoss full of wood elves, dragons, giant moths and the giant spider Goldtspinner. From the book "The Golden Chronicle" The forest spans from the White Mountains to the Magnum Cliffs and borders Teidsfliew
"The Great Forest of Magisil is full of the foulest creatures known and unknown to man! None come in and none come out!"
-Kathis Preeburry
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