Man of War

A northeastern united states based slang term.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.

I drank so much jesus juice last night the whiskey dick had me throwin it around like a Man of War.

by Stephen Travers September 22, 2006

Man-O-War

Man-O-War was a Type of ship that was heavily armed and was ready for battle usually they fought pirates.

“Ahoy maties Man-O-War ahead”. “Get them landlubbers”.

by Pixel_Gamer February 13, 2020

Portuguese Man of War

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

by Masochist Tea Bagger July 9, 2010

Man o' War

Greatest racehorse of all time. Ancestor to War Admiral and Secretariat. Said to have died of a broken heart after his handler passed away. Won 21 of his 22 starts. Once won a race by over 100 lengths. The one 'loss' was a second and fault of his jockey at the start.

Book by Walter Farley

Man o' War won 21 of his 22 races.

by paradana November 9, 2005

man o' war

n. A synonym for a shot of liquor. Usually articulated in a loud and elongated way; a sort of war cry.

Partygoer 1: Man o' War?

Partygoer 2: Fuck yeah, Man o' War. Man o' War?

Partygoer 3: Yup. Man o' War?

Partygoer 4: Man o' War, for sure.

Partygoers 1, 2, 3 & 4: MANOWAAAAAAAAAAAR!

by 1421419 December 1, 2009

man-o-war

a) Potugese warship

b) A kind of Jellyfish that is 100 feet long

c) used to compare to a), something that is quite powerful.

d) Metal Band

c) the man-o-war sized forces attacked Iraq

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Portugese Man of war

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

by Jizack February 19, 2005