noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.

1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.

man spank by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Related Words

man span • manspank • Man Talk (Spank) • Chinese Spanish Man • spandex man • SPANGLISH MAN • The Spanish Handy Man • spank monkey man • Spannerman • man

Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".

MAN TALK (Spank)

Man Talk (Spank) by Mr Chunder-Monkey June 8, 2010

SPANGLISH MAN

A names for a man who speaks English and Spanish and is usually a nonce

Paul Fowler is a Spanglish man and a Nonce

SPANGLISH MAN by Bagadenio November 9, 2018

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

The Spanish Handy Man by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009

spandex man

A guy with a questionable sexuality who wears spandex claiming it feels comfortable when they go to the gym in them.

Oh hey, spandex man is ghey

spandex man by Aesthetic Pelican January 20, 2017

Chinese Spanish Man

A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....

Oh shit its a Chinese Spanish Man lets hit this gay

Chinese Spanish Man by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD May 29, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026