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man sandwhich 

One of the most homoerotic sexual positions you can think of. Two men (preferably fat and greasy) 69 eachother while a third man on top is giving the man in the middle (the meat) a rim-job.
A man sandwhich can also refer to anything really really gay. This can include homo-sex, getting arrested, guys gone wild, etc.
Wolfgang: OK, so I went to Wendy's and I ordered a double decker cheeseburger. But that dumbshit, Biersmith, got my order wrong, and they ended giving me a man sandwhich. So I took the Jew-van around the drive-thru a second time and I threw it at Biersmith. He got man-sandwhich grease all over him!
John: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE
man sandwhich by Wolfgang Klein November 5, 2006
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lazy man sandwich 

A sandwich which is made with the least amount of effort. These are usually barely even classified as sandwiches.
When I got home from the bar, I stumbled into the kitchen, grabbed some bread and made a lazy man sandwich. It had pickles and mayonnaise in it -- and that's it.
lazy man sandwich by SuperEboy January 24, 2014

man sandwich 

Three men in a bed.
Not necessarily gay. Almost always extremely open-minded heterosexuals.
Edgar's the filling in a man sandwich.
man sandwich by TREWACKO November 8, 2007

Man Sandwich 

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
Man Sandwich by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009

Man Sandwich 

What happens when you ride 4 deep in the backseat of your friend's corolla, and get rear ended by an unattentive motorist.
So we were on our way to the football game, but some tool ran into us at a red light. It was my first experience in a man sandwich.
Man Sandwich by Rosenboom August 19, 2007

meat in the man sandwich 

Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time
Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH
meat in the man sandwich by T Bone September 26, 2003

Man Sandwich 

When you use all the lunch-meats in one sandwich.
-Who ate all the lunchmeat?!
-Relax, I made a man sandwich.
Man Sandwich by Nirvalica February 13, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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