1. ''Hey did you see that short fat guy who stretched a band between his toes? But hey I laughed so hard because the man got down when it finally reached his nose!''
2. ''Hey did you see the Rubber-Band Man anywhere? I am having withdrawals, I need that okie-coke''
3. ''did you see the Rubber-Band Man around the corner? He has White bands, Blue Bands, Red Bands and a lot more its crazy!''
A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.
Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!
Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?