man phone 

A phone designed for a real man. It must be:
1) Rugged as Hell
2) Indestructible
3) Waterproof
4) Able to withstand a night of heavy parting at a the Triangle Mansion

Woltag: "Hey guys, look at my gay iPhone."
Buoni: *Takes piss on iPhone*
Woltag: "oh no! my pussy iPhone just short circuited!"
Durski: "You're a tool" -> *Chucks his MAN PHONE at Woltag's head to knock some sense into him, the drops his phone in Goliath and chugs 2 beers*

man phone by Delta-T May 12, 2011

Spider-man Edition Phone 

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.

MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."

Spider-man Edition Phone by The CBear April 3, 2010

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

Poor Man's Jesus Phone by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger) 

To lend your cell phone charger to someone.

Derived from the penis-like appearance of many charger plugs.

"Hey Dude, can you man whore-out (your cell phone charger) to me for a couple of hours? My battery is completely flat."

Man whore-out (your cell phone charger) by cmac095 December 7, 2011

old man-O-phobe 

Young wannabe executives that dislike thier older co-workers, usually upper management. This dislike usually cloud ones vision and could end up in career suicide. Old man-O-phobia is usually deep rooted and stems from walking in on your grandparents having relations.

Suga wants to be a VP of the acme.corp, but he is an old man-O-phobe.

old man-O-phobe by Matt Profit September 1, 2008