man patty

when you pull your sack over your penis and creates a "patty".

guy 1: Dude, my mom caught me doing a man patty in the bathroom....

guy 2: Your a loser, why do I even hang out with you?

by Flaming Oak Trees January 7, 2006

man patty

An exceptionally attractive male specimen, having such qualities as manly muscles, facial hair, charm,etc. Man patties can can be said to exist with or without cheeze, depending on the degree of hotness.

"Oh girl! Did you see that delicious man patty in the bar? Mmmm! I wanna take him home!"
OR:
"Hey did you see that dude? He was a hot man patty.... with cheese baby! Yummy!"

by thebigT-rex February 2, 2009

one-man party

When a man, finding himself home alone on a weeknight with nothing to do, decides to have a drink and ends up getting shit-faced over the course of several hours.

Steve walks into work rubbing his head. "Oh man, I have a terrible hangover." "But it's a Tuesday!" Bob exclaims. "Were you out on a date?" "No, I had a one-man party last night. I watched some Netflix, played some guitar, drank a lot of whiskey."

by Mr Philibuster November 22, 2010

one man party

When a grown man decides to make sensual romantic mastabatory love to his own penis in the confines of his dorm room/MAF SRT room. This "party" usually occurs while the lone man is vigorously crying and listening to Mariah Carey's new smash hit "Touch My Body."

"Hey Woodward, you wanna come out to the club and pick up chicks with us tonight?"
"No man, I think I'm gonna drink a protein shake and have a one man party."

by G stein April 11, 2008

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

Man Party

A collection of men that get together and have a LAN party, but also have sports and other activities present.

Jerry : That was a great Man Party!
David: I can't wait for the next one!

by langamer999 December 8, 2012

man party

noun; a group of elite scapers that have the ability to pleasure any beast small or large with the toss of a salad. the man party has a couple exceptions of honerary men but this is where the real salad tossing skill lies.

what? where did my pants go? my ass hole is wet... the man party must have been here.

by your lord and personal saviour April 12, 2008