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man job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
Kind of like a 'bro-job'
jim: bob, I dare you to give tom a man job.

bob: eww that's disgusting! But I never turn down a dare.

tom:Awwww! yeaaaaaa!

bob: OWWW! not in my eye!
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Man Job

When a male opens the hole of his penis so that another male can stick his penis inside of the hole.
Guy: I am so gay for you right now !

Another Guy: Sweet lets go into the bedroom and ill give you a man job :)
by Olive Handys March 15, 2011
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man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))
BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!
by Sally September 14, 2004
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Two Man Job

A Two Man Job is the description of when a girl/man is too big for a singular person to handle, therefore relying on the help of a friend to get the job done.
How’d you get on with that Becca bird last night?

Don’t get me started, she was a two man job so I had to get Josh in to help!
by Baldemort April 12, 2021
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4 man curry job

Me and my friends had a 4 man curry job last night.
by toastedzebra December 9, 2008
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good job dave man

a cocky, sarcastic way of saying good job to anyone in an online forum...mainly the bodybuilding.com MISC section.

It can be said to anyone, no matter if there actual name is Dave or not!
WSsicks- i failed my LSAT test today :(
ironmike9110- good job dave man! 5 star thread would read again!
by ironmike9110 June 21, 2007
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Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.
Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!
by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018
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