Man Fudge

The brown object that slithers out your poop hole most days.

Hey Ryan, want some man fudge..It's nice.

by Killboy February 26, 2004

Snaked by the Fudge man

To be screwed over by Neil Fudge, a fictional inventor.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.

I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.

'Guess what? You're about to get snaked by the Fudge man today.'

by Ihadacrushongordonramsey April 2, 2025

poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007

Poor Man's Fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdrawal his phallus and take a large shit in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Brittney Meeks December 15, 2007