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man dragon 

a huge cock capable of splitting bitches open, thusly they scream as if they are getting attacked by a dragon. The man dragon makes loose holes tight.
guy: Take my man dragon you whore!
girl:ahhhhh it is so big it hurts
guy: yeeeeaaahhhhhhh!
man dragon by Mitka April 11, 2004
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Dragon Man 

an extinct human species from 62-296 thousand years ago, notable for its big skull
Nicknamed "Dragon Man", the specimen represents a human group that lived in East Asia at least 146,000 years ago.
Dragon Man by slweeb July 1, 2021

dragon-man 

Half man, half dragon. Trogdor was one for approximately 2 seconds.
Trogdor was a man... a DRAGON-MAN!!! ...okay, maybe just a dragon.
dragon-man by Cat… with a K. August 24, 2023

diagonalo man 

A non straight super hero, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would happily take a load of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.
Damn son, are you sure E. Berge is not the true identity of diagonalo man?
diagonalo man by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016

diagonalo man 

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.
Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.
diagonalo man by cappy retardino November 25, 2016

Mondragon 

An awesome dude who never lets you down. He's always extremely funny and you can rely on him all the time, no matter what. If you ever are in need of help, you can bet a Mondragon will be there to help you.
Matt: Dude can you halp me plehz?
Dave: nah but you can ask Mondragon, he is definitely gonna be there to help you
Matt: Who tf is he, sounds like a douche
Dave: nahhhh he pratically invented the word help.
Mondragon by Joshsuxdick January 23, 2017

maritza mondragon 

is a very beautiful girl she is the best girlfriend you can have in your life she will make you happy and she is the best person to be in a relationship with she is very beautiful and she will love someone who shows her the same love
Maritza Mondragon is the best girlfriend i have and i show her a lot of love because she shows me the same love
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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