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Man clown 

A female who will do anything for her man even though it makes her look stupid.

Or
A female who knows her man isn’t good but doesn’t wanna leave.
Samantha: damari cheated on me again
Danielle: you better not take him back

Samantha: he just texted me telling me to come outside, he’s taking me out to eat. Bye

Danielle: this bitch is such a man clown
Man clown by jazzy_vilar September 22, 2018
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man boobs the clown 

Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.
Man Boobs the Clown has struck again.

Man Boobs is in my house

I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs

Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ
man boobs the clown by anonymous October 28, 2020

man boobs the clown 

Man Boobs the Clown is a clown who likes to paint entire rooms I'm barbeque sauce. He is often seen at stores like walmart buying large tubs of BBQ
I smell barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs the Clown
man boobs the clown by anonymous October 28, 2020

man boobs the clown 

Man Boobs the Clown is a fat clown who likes painting with barbeque sauce. He likes covering closet walls in barbeque sauce, he sometimes likes to take baths in the BBQ.
Man Boobs the Clown has struck again.

Man Boobs is in my house

I smell Barbeque sauce, must be Man Boobs

Man Boobs just bought a tub of BBQ
man boobs the clown by anonymous October 28, 2020

poor man's clone

When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
poor man's clone by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017

Manclown 

A woman or young lady who goes back to a man after he disrespects her, cheat on her, and doesn't treat her right.
"Girl you should see Jacky all up in Malcolm's arms on Christmas day after he cheated on her and had a whole new girl pregnant."
"That is what you call a real manclown ! Da gyal de only desperate eh ?"
Manclown by Callmeifyobitchnawfukugud December 29, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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