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fuck me mommy 

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'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'
"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"
fuck me mommy by ahornykid December 16, 2021

hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy 

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)
i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

fuck your mamma 

when "Fuck You" doesn't quite say it, try "Fuck your Mamma"
Even more emphasis can be added by adding a simple "Bitch" to the end of the phrase.
fuck your mamma by To- dawg October 3, 2006

holy mommy fucking shit bags 

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead
“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”
mummyfucker by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

ur mummy a fuckin gummy 

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
ur mummy a fuckin gummy by Daboder2 December 30, 2018