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cooking mama phobia 

A legit phobia of cooking mama’s fire eyes which r burning flames of hell showing the player the true nature of cooking mama and not her happy facade which she hides behind most of the time and shows the true nature of her soul. This inturns makes people who sufffur this phobia from a very young age discover issues in personal growth when they strive for perfection in every game like for example striving for gold medals on all cooking mama games even when it’s not possible like getting all 3 gold stars on every candy crush level. Cooking mama also makes you distrust everything u thought you knew.
The cooking mama phobia is the cause of much of distrust of fellow citizens in the USA

Mama Poon Poon 

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim
Mama Poon Poon by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

mama pinga 

A cocksucker.

spanish words:
1. mama (to suck)
2. pinga (cock)
1. Mira, mama pinga, déjame tranquilo.
mama pinga by el loco macá November 16, 2004

mama plateau

The Mother of Everyone. The most Crazy bitch you'll ever meet. DON'T FUCK WITH HER CHILDREN OR HEr
Yeah that's Mama Plateau and her children Larry, Alfie, Steven, and Joshua. And her On again of again boyfriend and maker of hentai Amy
mama plateau by MamaPlateau December 29, 2014

mama pajama 

A girlfriend or significant other that is very classy, extremely beautiful and not slutty at all; she wears pajamas because they are more comfortable yet she's still smokin hott!
Hey mama pajama thank you for folding my clothes and cooking me breakfast, p.s. last night you were the best I've ever had.
mama pajama by Geophenix April 27, 2006

mama papa poopoo peepee

The perfect response when your assembly line co-worker asks to take a "potty break", only because he or she didn't do it during their regular breaks, and now you are going to have to work twice as hard to cover their ass while they shit on the john.
Worker #1: Hey, I need to take a potty break, okay?

Worker #2: You just had a break 25 minutes ago!

Worker #3: mama papa poopoo peepee.