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masoos
(muh-soos) A person who is an expert in a skill, field, situation, or area to the point of being a Mary Sue or Gary Stu-like.
That guy's a fighting masoos.
masoos by The Great Dark February 1, 2015
Maloloschan
Malolos channel is a simple Filipino image based bulletin board where users can post and share anything they want with complete anonimity. It is a bulletin board dedicated to free speech and to the propagation of knowledge and information.
Ang Maloloschan ay isang simpleng porum na kung saan ang mga tao ay makakpag usap ng kahit anong gusto nila habang hindi sila nakikilala.
Maloloschan by Maloloschan May 22, 2016
maloof
(n): an individual who arrogantly makes unreasonable demands of others while being unable or unwilling to meet his or her own obligations
Basketball-team owner: We don't like our team's arena. We're moving immediately unless you build a new one.
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
City: OK, even though you owe us money for that old arena - which is perfectly usable -- we've spent thousands of dollars to rush out a a plan to build you a new one, and we'll pay for it with money that would otherwise go to pay for emergency services.
NBA: And we'll lend you most of the upfront costs.
Owner: Oh. I don't know if that's good enough, even though we shook hands on the deal. We'll get back to you.
City and NBA: What a maloof!
maloof by eastbayted September 20, 2012
Maloof
Verb. Making plans with one person, a group of people or city to have future endeavors, all the while having the intent to never follow through with said plans. Named after the gayboy Maloof brothers who jewed the City of Sacramento and Kings Fans.
Dan: Brew, totally gagoogled her gashmoigen last night!
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
Rick: Nice!!! You gonna call her again!?
Dan: Nah Bro, it was a hit it and Maloof it.
Maloofed
The condition of being fucked needlessly and maliciously by an idiot or other person of low intelligence and/or overinflated sense of importance.
I got maloofed so hard today.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
What happened?
I parked my car in the handicapped space and that cunt meter maid had me towed.
But you have muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, I know.
Maloofed by Polly Grip March 28, 2010
Malroosteen
An elusive and wild creature that is native to central Indiana. It is highly aggresive and survives mostly on a diet consisting of nature hikers and teenagers. The creature is also coverd in a thick layer of hair with an large patches on the back side. Also a member of the leykun werewolf species.
Malroosteen by alopez1888 March 26, 2010