manstress

The male version of a mistress.

She gave her manstress his own apartment and car in exchange for his "services."

by coloradojules January 04, 2007

biological footprint

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

by ColoradoJules July 01, 2008

twitteratzi

The stalkers that follow strangers on Twitter.

I'm getting pretty creeped out by all the twitteratzi following my status.

by coloradojules September 24, 2008