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A hot guy that loves and is very loyal to his girlfriend. The best guy and girl can have.
Girl1-Wow who's that guy! He's smoking.

Girl2-That's a Malechi! He's has a girlfriend so don't brother, he won't even look at you.
malechi by Sexy beast mama May 19, 2017
Words you can keep
A cute ass white boy with a big ass dick, and yes he can definitely use it! Malechi is so good in bed that you won’t want anyone else ever again.
Girl 1: Omg! Is that Malechi?

Girl 2: Yes! Look at his dick in those gray sweats.
Malechi by Bob Wilkinson November 23, 2021

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan
You must simp for malechan
You must be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
I am a believer in malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Malachite 

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go
Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

Malechanism 

A religion worshipping malechan

you must simp for malechan and be in his discord server
My religion is malechanism
Malechanism by Malechansimp December 8, 2020

malachichi 

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters
malachichi out
malachichi by kakashiiam October 15, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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