male birth

When a male hasn’t shit in 3 days or longer and is very constipated also .Then his next bowel movement that takes place which opens up his asshole to levels he never imagined ,like a women giving birth with no pain killers . Leaving behind a massive turd and blood in the bowl .

“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !

male birth by Large in charge March 21, 2019

Male Birth Control 

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.

Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft

Male Birth Control by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013

Male Birth Control 

Any Cis-gender men who have/are the following
- has a pubescent mustache
- a weezer fan
- plays fortnite

- has a mullet
- lowers voice on purpose
- identifies as SuperStraight
- is racist, homophobic, ableist, etc
- listens to country music
- makes among us jokes
- apart of “the boyz 🥶‼️“
- un-hygienic

- mansplains
- a bigot
- cannot find the clitoris
- chews with mouth open

“Hey Hayley, do you see Johnathans new mullet ?”
“Yeah, it’s like Male Birth Control”

Male Birth Control by sydtoasty June 30, 2021

Male birth control 

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.

did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.

Male birth control by haileyy.k March 8, 2021