malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

by Bodhi came back August 3, 2013

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Malaysianed

When Malaysians get fucked in the arse by their government, they usually bend over and ask, "how deep would you like to go?". It is of a compliant society that enjoys getting sodomised by their leadership.

Guy 1: Bro, I'm returning to Malaysia from London, and they want me to wear a device to track my every moment.

Guy 2: Welcome to Malaysia. You just got Malaysianed.

by drbyte December 7, 2021

Malazian Empire

The Chad Based and Redpilled Empire Owned by Emperor Malaz aka “Emperor M” Battling the Brigades of Gang Shisha, Abu Ibrahbeem and Abu Gaynon. Join the Malazian Army today.

Yo did you hear about the based and chadpilled “Malazian empire” “yeah dude Malazian empire is based, I’m a solider in it”.

by Johncl27 November 13, 2020

Malasia

Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.

Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.

by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015