malaryk 

Someone who’s very gay

Yo Kolton is malaryk

malaryk by Gibbyhasdagoods May 11, 2024

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

Dank Malarky by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malarkey 

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.

Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"

malarkey by sjf206 December 30, 2012

malayka 

Malayka is an amazing,beautiful,funny and caring girl! .She never lets anyone walk over her. She doesn't care what other people think of her. She is the the best friend anyone could ever have. She will never stab you in the back and if she wants she will tell you the truth. She is very loyal to her friends and family. Malayka is the perfect person to be with.

U need a malayka

malayka by fbbgurbgjndfiyrb October 31, 2018

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

MALAYKA 

Bestest and kindest person ever! Never lose her!

Malayka is so kind I love her

MALAYKA by anonymous October 24, 2020

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012