malarcky

On old slang term "bullshit"

Thats a bunch of god damn malarcky.

by cockblock42 May 11, 2006

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

by captainquirk January 1, 2012

malarky

stuff and nonsense, foolishness.
anything can be refered to as malarky.

1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?

by cleverclogs June 10, 2007

Malarkyologist

Pronounced like archaeologist (mal-archaeologist), a malarkyologist is what you call someone who you think is devoted to obscure, misleading, nonsensical studies.

"His thesis is that all modern breakfast foods were invented by members of the Han Chinese Western Xia Dynasty of 1227 B.C.E."

"Whaaaaaat a malarkyologist."

by Jayeh Rizzuhl January 26, 2010

malarchy

mal-ark-ee

Something that generates a lot of work or fuss.

"I can't be bothered with all that malarchy."
or "Organising this was such a malarchy!"
or "This organising malarchy isn't easy."

by Rabid Giraffe May 24, 2006