malarchuk

A verb to mean being sliced in the neck by a hockey skate. Can be accidental or intentional. Connected with the famous incident of Clint Malarchuk getting his throat cut open by a hockey skate.

If you chirp me one more time i will malarchuk you

by PussyPounder December 20, 2013

The Clint Malarchuk

The Clint Malarchuk involes a man drilling a girl while she is on her rag. He proceeds to pull his dick out and wipe the blood of his cock all over her throat. He continues to do this until he blows his load, also on the neck.

I hooked up with this dirty slut who asked if I could give her The Clint Malarchuk. She pulled out her 'Heavy Days' tampon and the game was on.

by hockeyfan99 February 24, 2009

malarchy

mal-ark-ee

Something that generates a lot of work or fuss.

"I can't be bothered with all that malarchy."
or "Organising this was such a malarchy!"
or "This organising malarchy isn't easy."

by Rabid Giraffe May 24, 2006

Ur Mom Malarchy

Even worse than Ur mom gai, ur dad lesbian, ur sister a mister, and ur granny tranny combined......

Tod: Ur mom gai
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Tod: Ur sister a mister
Joe: Ur mom malarchy
*Tod implodes causing a black hole to encompass the omniverse

by NiggaBeater503 May 13, 2018

malarchy

Word orgin: prefix "mal" meanining inappropriate or askew as in "malpractice", "archy" meaning "form of rule" or "governing body" as in monarchy.
Definition:1) action resulting from foolish judgement.
2) Foolish statement.

That statement is malarchy.
That malarchy kept me sweeping up shadows all day.

by koafancypants September 19, 2007

Malarchist

Malarchist; a person who is involved in the act of causing malarkey.

"What does your son do for a living?"
"He's a malarchist"
"Whats that?"
"Someone who causes malarkey."

by Niall B. October 9, 2007

malarchanist

a person who is full of malarchy or full of crap

Car salesman are malarchanists.

by Mandy CGB October 9, 2008