A straight male that claims to be gay. If you come across a Makuru. Do not listen to its cries of for attention. Run the other way
I came across a male trying to get attention because they said they were gay. I ran the other way and screamed "what a makuru".
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It’s the same as moruck or Mehmet. Someone that’s racist, homophobic and sexist. You don’t really like these type of people and make fun of them. So you call them a mauruck. You can also call your friends mauruck the meaning between friends is much different though. If you call your friends mauruck make sure to tell them you’re not being serious or that you’re just joking around.
Melina: “You’re such a mauruck lol!” (Friends)
Melina: “Ew look there’s a mauruck, let’s leave please!” (Racist, Homophobic, Sexist men)
Melina: “Ew look there’s a mauruck, let’s leave please!” (Racist, Homophobic, Sexist men)
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He has a huge cock and gets all the girls.
Hes so sexy and athletic, everytime a girl walks in they get moist immediately.
He has a huge cock and gets all the girls.
Hes so sexy and athletic, everytime a girl walks in they get moist immediately.
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A Makura is a person that has found having consentual sex with dakimakura or love pillow very fulfilling and pleasureable. One reason is that a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object like Chopper Sik Balls).
Makura devotees claim that masturbation is impersonal, that ejaculation into thin air may to be disappointing, while cumming against your dakimakura to be very satisfying.
Makura is a form of safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody Makura-Bang, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
A Makura is a person that has found having consentual sex with dakimakura or love pillow very fulfilling and pleasureable. One reason is that a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object like Chopper Sik Balls).
Makura devotees claim that masturbation is impersonal, that ejaculation into thin air may to be disappointing, while cumming against your dakimakura to be very satisfying.
Makura is a form of safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody Makura-Bang, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
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