Makura 

Sex with a dakimakura or love pillow.

A Makura is a person that has found having consentual sex with dakimakura or love pillow very fulfilling and pleasureable. One reason is that a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object like Chopper Sik Balls).

Makura devotees claim that masturbation is impersonal, that ejaculation into thin air may to be disappointing, while cumming against your dakimakura to be very satisfying.

Makura is a form of safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody Makura-Bang, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.

Justin Loves his Dakamakura, Cassandra, "I think he may be a Makura -Boy".

Makura by youguessit January 15, 2010

Makura-Girl 

Makura-Girls (aka ashleek), is a woman that has sex with a dakimakura or love pillow, she can ride a pillow and grind her clit and labia against it, or to make it more firm, she could fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner.

Climaxing by Dakimakura humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to be a Dakimakurifile (a pillow fetish enthusiast) and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy and congenial.

A Makura-Girl (an ashleek) never has worry a Dakimakura can go longer than 40 sec's, is never to tired, complains of a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object like a Chopper Sik Balls.

Makura-Girl by youguessit January 15, 2010

Gamzee Makara 

Gamzee Makara is one of the 12 trolls in the Homestuck webcomic. Gamzee is titled the 'Bard of Rage', and is a purple-blooded troll (which set him very high in the troll's caste-like society). Gamzee's associated zodiac sign is Capricorn and he has become a favorite among fans.

Because of a bad upbringing, Gamzee is always stoned on sopor slime, a substance not supposed to be eaten because it supposedly affects the troll's minds, and is a sort of juggalo/ clown cultist. While high, he is very mellow, goofy and friendly and nothing angers him.
SPOILERS: Further along during the story, he runs out of sopor slime and suffers an extreme faith crisis along with finding his crush dead. Now sober and completely insane, he believes it is his highborn duty to kill the other trolls, strangling Equius Zahhak and beating Nepeta Leijon to death with juggling clubs. He only stops his murderous attacks because of a major shooshpap from his friend Karkat.

Gamzee was named after forumite Gammy, as well as "Gamze", which is a Turkish word meaning "dimple" or "coquettish look". Makara is the Sanskrit counterpart to the Capricorn sign, as well as referring to a mythological Hindu creature with the hind legs of an aquatic creature and the forelegs of a terrestrial one (much like the Greek Capricorn).

In text, Gamzee speaks with aLtErNaTiNg CaPs. When sober, he randomly switches between all lowercase and ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS AND STILL HONKS from time to time.

Gamzee Makara Quotes:

Stoned: YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT's Up In, YoU kNoW?
Sober: WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

Gamzee Makara by Telekinesia June 25, 2013

Gamzee Makara 

Mother Fucking Miracles

Gamzee Makara: "CoMe oN BrO aNd SlAm a FaYgO. ItS mAdE Of MoThEr fUcKiNg MiRaClEs"

Gamzee Makara by Starboy34tcoos October 20, 2012

Ass-maurader 

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.

1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.

Ass-maurader by jj1221 October 17, 2009

Maurarize 

(v) Extremely stressing out, over thinking, second guessing oneself, over analyzing

Stop maurarizing that!

Don't maurarize, just live and be free.

Mr. Cox, what's on the exam?!? I can't stop maurarizing!

Maurarize by chemfreakout December 19, 2011

makyra 

A Makyra is a girl that's very loyal and gets attached easily and alot of people sees her as " the quiet one " but really she's the one that doesn't stop talking but she's a very beautiful girl and she keeps alot to herself she doesn't like having alot of friends but she likes having 4 or 5 that'll stick around forever

"Hey is that Makyra ? " "Yea she's cute right ? " "Yes and she's looks quiet which I can change "

makyra by Levi829 September 15, 2016