Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

Making the Bald Man Cry by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

Making the Mother of all omelettes by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

making the wild ox moan

Having energetic and very noisy sex.

She: Wow, the people in the room next to us are really going at it! You can probably hear them in the lobby.

He: Yep, they're sure making the wild ox moan!

making the wild ox moan by ring-tailed roarer March 20, 2010

Making the Hill 

Occasion in which someone can't handle his/her shit, gets drunk and shits himself/herself unconsciously on the bathtub. Sometimes also in the bed.

Person1: Guess who was making the Hill yesterday!
Person2: Omg Anne! What a dumb bitch!

Making the Hill by Cdxd May 21, 2019

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS 

Sexual intercourse.

The actual expression is hundreds of years old, and was made famous by Shakespeare in Othello.

BRABANTIO: What profane wretch art thou?
IAGO: I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

(Othello, Act 1, Scene 1).

MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS by Dr Pinch April 12, 2005

making the cyclops cry 

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

making the cyclops cry by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012

making the brown rumble 

When one takes a horrendous commode shattering crap. It sounds horrible and smells even worse.

"Oh, no, here comes that slobby truck driver again. He comes here just for the purpose of making the brown rumble and never buys anything. Quick, get the "out of order" sign for the restroom.

making the brown rumble by Running out of patience February 1, 2008