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makin' omelettes

a term coined during a rather interesting meal for sexual intercourse.
Yeaaaa Let's go i think they're makin' omelettes!

I like makin' omelettes wet and loose.

I prefer makin' omelettes tightly packed.
makin' omelettes by kisstheearth21 January 16, 2008

Makin' an Omlette

Sprinklin some cheese, peppers, and other omlette ingredients and then crackin an egg on that bitches head
i got some peppers n threw some cheese on that bitch n three eggs later we had a three egg omlette, we were totally makin' an omlette on that bitch.

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

making the mother of all omelettes here 

phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.

if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.

1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"

Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.
person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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