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Pennsylvania Pizza Maker 

Verb: the act of having a partner lick your gooch, you then close your legs and fart. Making them suffer in the stench
Leroy preformed the Pennsylvania Pizza Maker on Britney. Unfortunately, she pooped a little.

Pensacola Print Maker 

A VERY daring sex act, for both partners, were a guy (from Pensacola, FL) performs a "Cannon Ball" off of the head board, preferably tall head board, and makes a lasting physical and mental inpression on the girl.
Guy 1: OMG! Did you hear?! CamRon Bawllsack did a Pensacola Print Maker on his girlfriend!?
Guy 2: What the F?

Taking desire make penis large 

Taking desire make penis large
Taking desire make penis large

make a pencil 

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.
Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
make a pencil by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.
Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."

penis marker 

After u cum write your name on your woman's face with the cum left on the end of your dick
I wrote my name in Lisa's face with my penis marker after I came
penis marker by got wood? December 14, 2015