A VERY daring sex act, for both partners, were a guy (from Pensacola, FL) performs a "Cannon Ball" off of the head board, preferably tall head board, and makes a lasting physical and mental inpression on the girl.
Guy 1: OMG! Did you hear?! CamRon Bawllsack did a PensacolaPrint Maker on his girlfriend!?
Guy 2: What the F?
Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.
Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"