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Most girls wear it, it’s fucking annoying because it gets on pillow cases
She wears too much fucking make up
make up by hekko May 14, 2018
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Something that women put on their faces because they have some weird misinterpretation that make-up makes them look prettier. On the contrary, most women look better without make-up on, and all women look terrible if they use too much make-up.
Girl 1: Hey
Girl 2: You look so pretty with all of that make up on!!!

Guy: *throws up*
Used to enhance facial feature or cover blemishes and imperfections on their faces like the eyes, lips and cheeks. Mainly used by women almost everyday, people have made cosmetic companies to sell these products like lip gloss, eyeshadow etc...
" I must find a dress that matches my Make Up. "
War paint for birds
make up by Ron May 5, 2003
Common part of the incantations used by the characters of Sailor Moon to perform their "henshin" (transformation).
"Venus Cristal Power, Make Up!"

"Crisis, Make Up!"
Make Up by Bithy-suá June 12, 2004
Something that is used to hide your personality from the world because you think you aren't good enough when really you are...you are beautiful on the inside and out.
Make-Up is a substance that only proves to everyone else that you don't like the way that God made you.
Make-Up by Nope... yep May 22, 2018
something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now
make-up by morbidgolem January 6, 2008
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