1 definition by pickadifferentnamebitchshutthefuckup

Something that women put on their faces because they have some weird misinterpretation that make-up makes them look prettier. On the contrary, most women look better without make-up on, and all women look terrible if they use too much make-up.
Girl 1: Hey
Girl 2: You look so pretty with all of that make up on!!!

Guy: *throws up*
Get the make up mug.